Now Offering SkyWash Services
Now Offering Skydiving Window Washers—Because Ladders Are Boring
Charlotte, Raleigh, and beyond—your windows will never see it coming!
At JOFFIE, we're always looking for innovative ways to stay ahead of the curve in commercial window cleaning. We’ve conquered high-rise buildings, glass restoration, drone-assisted cleaning, and more—but starting today, we’re officially launching our most extreme service yet: skydiving window washers.
Yes, you read that right. Why rely on scaffolding, lifts, or rope access when you can plunge from 10,000 feet with a squeegee in hand?
The Future of High-Rise Window Cleaning
We get it. You want your building to sparkle, but you also want to make a statement. Our new SkyWash™ program pairs gravity with gravity-defying courage, bringing in highly trained window washers who will jump from planes and clean on the way down.
This innovative method allows us to tackle even the tallest buildings in Charlotte, Raleigh, Durham, and Greensboro, quickly and without touching a single ladder!
Skydiving Safety? We’ve Got It Covered!
Each of our airborne technicians undergoes a rigorous 10-minute training session on:
- How to hold a squeegee during terminal velocity
- How to spot dirty windows from a mile away
- How to politely apologize if they land on your car
Environmentally Friendly!
With no need for lifts, trucks, or ropes, our SkyWash™ service is basically carbon-neutral. The only thing we burn is jet fuel.
Who Can Book?
If your building is at least 40 stories tall and your insurance policy is incredibly lenient, you may qualify. We’re accepting applications from:
- High-rise office buildings in downtown Charlotte
- Luxury condos in Raleigh’s skyline
- Anyone who just really wants to see someone fall past their 32nd-floor window with a squeegee in hand
Let’s Get Serious
At JOFFIE, we take commercial cleaning seriously—especially when it comes to window washing. Whether your building needs a touch-up from one of our state-of-the-art window-washing drones, a deep exterior pressure washing, or a thorough cleaning for your TPO roof, awnings, and parking decks, our team has you covered in Charlotte, Raleigh, Durham, Greensboro, and the surrounding service areas.
Ready to Schedule Your Window Cleaning?
Call JOFFIE today to get a free quote on our real services—from window washing to pressure washing and more. Our experienced team is trained, insured, and fully committed to giving your commercial building a spotless, streak-free shine, and we promise no one will jump out of a plane… probably.
Happy April Fool’s Day from your friends at JOFFIE!
We’re great at window cleaning—just not from 10,000 feet.